The funniest names in Russia and the world

A beautiful and harmonious surname is a reason for pride. But not everyone is so lucky in life. Let's look at the funniest surnames in Russia and the world, and you yourself will decide whether their owners are lucky or vice versa.

Or add one of the following to a particularly funny last name the most unusual names in Russia... We are sure that the result will make you laugh.

The funniest female surnames in Russia

15. Sausage

A very tasty surname. By the way, the word "sausage" comes from the French saucisse ("sausage"). And it, in turn, is formed from the beautiful Latin word salsicia ("salinity").

14. Drunk

This surname was formed from the nickname "Drunk" with the addition of the suffix "-s". However, in the old days, such a nickname did not have a negative connotation. On the contrary, it was supposed to save its owner from addiction.

13. Bloodsucker

In the heat of a domestic quarrel, a husband can call his wife by her last name, and, formally, he will be right.

12. Rukosueva

An old surname formed from a personal nickname. According to Dahl's dictionary, the word "rukosui" means "clumsy, rotozy". And among the people, beggars and vagabonds were called rukosuyi, who did not even have mittens, and in cold weather they warmed their hands in a beggar's bag.

11. Sukhozad

Is this a real name, or is it just an attempt to attract attention? Who knows, because VKontakte is still free access, and not with passports.

10. Dobrobaba

A positive surname that immediately says, in front of you is a good woman!

9. Hollyavka

Nowadays, the word "freebie", with which this surname is consonant, is used as a synonym for "free, for free." There is an assumption that this word comes from the Polish word cholewa - bootleg. Poor gentry hid food there, small items - that which can be "taken for free," for free.

8. Boy

Jargonism "boy" means a boy or a young man. Probably, it is not easy for a girl to live with such a surname.

7. Carp

What can you say here? A man in his place!

6. Kill the wolf

The funniest surnames in Russia are often associated with professional activities. Let us venture to suggest that there were good hunters among the ancestors of people with the surname "Kill the wolf".

5. Honest

It's good when the chief accountant is honest.

4. Blyablyas

Quite a rare and unusual surname. And pronounced like a mini-tongue twister.

3. Hell

Perhaps this surname has nothing to do with the biblical Hell. It can also be associated with the Hebrew name of Ada, which means "decoration."

2. Vagina

The first bearers of this surname could live near a tributary of the Northern Dvina - the Vagi River. There is also a theory that Vaga is one of the variants of the name Evagrius, which translated from Greek means "happy on the hunt."

1. Nepey beer

In the Poltava region in Ukraine, a similar surname is very common. There is even an area called Nepyipy.

List of the funniest male surnames in Russia

15. Wolfhound

The first bearer of such a harsh surname was probably a hunter. Large dogs are called wolfhounds, with which they hunt for "gray predators, mature and puppies."

14. Fierce

Together with the initials, this surname seems to hint: it is better not to get to such a lieutenant colonel "on the carpet."

13. Cockroaches

Well, how can you not smile when you imagine a possible mining process?

12. Good evening

If you watched the old Soviet film "The Queen of the Gas Station", then you probably remember that the main character, played by Nadezhda Rumyantseva, had the same surname. The famous Odessa boxer of the 1920s also had this surname. According to the memoirs of the actor Boris Sichkin, when the name of the boxer was announced, the whole hall answered with a laugh: "Hello!"

11. Unpublished

We do not know what the origin of this surname is. But one cannot fail to notice its resemblance to a colloquial expression meaning "speaks the truth" or "does not talk."

10. Freak

The word, which has become one of the amusing surnames in our days, in Old Slavic means "feeble-minded, foolish." A person or animal with physical disabilities or unpleasant oddities in behavior is called a freak.

9. Goodbye

Excuse me, can I have another doctor?

8. Booty

If you decided that this surname is derived from a known part of the human body, then you were mistaken. Its origin is associated with the Romanian word popă - that is, “priest, priest”.

7. Cautious

Who else should be appointed responsible for such an important matter as fire safety?

6. Lean

This surname alludes to the height and weight of its original bearer. In this case, thin and warm means a slender, thin and (or) short person.

5. Dislocation

In the Russian language such a funny surname, like many others, "leaked" from the Ukrainian language. It is there that compound surnames are in use (Chelombitko, Prostibozhenko, Nebeibatko, etc.).

4. Bore

Another nickname that has become a surname. And not too pleasant for one of its owners. Judging by this photo, he changed it to a more euphonic one.

3. Cheerful

And the ultrasound is interesting, and the doctor is funny.

2. Kakashkin

It is possible that initially this surname was not read Kakashkin, but Kokazhkin, after the name of the Albanian town of Kokaj. According to one of the bearers of the surname, in the 20s of the last century, many shoe-makers from Kokai moved to Odessa. There they became first Kokazhkins, and then Kakashkins.

1. Foundation

Solid, reliable, one might say, the fundamental surname.

The funniest foreign names

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10. Jin Hui

9. Batman bin Suparman

8. Jesus Condom

7. Dick Paradise

6. Oliver Loser

5. Cholera

4. Anurag Dikshit

3. Pornsak

2. Hitler Mussolini

1. Shit Fun Chew

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